Twitter is so many things to so many people: infomercial, backyard fence, brain dump. the funny, famous, famous for the wrong reasons or simply very useful have thousands of followers, but who do THEY follow?
Deposed “Tonight Show” star Conan O’Brien follows only one person, @LovelyButton, a seemingly nice and happy 19-year-old named Sarah Killen in rural Michigan. Her own list of followers shot way up when O’Brien recently plucked her from the twitosphere because he felt bad about not following anyone as he madly tweets away his contractual obligation to stay off television for a few months.
Certainly not the most out-of-whack in that department, the movie critic, blogger, book writer and cancer survivor Roger Ebert, who lost his voice as a result of his illness, tweets regularly to 112,201 followers. the Oscars helped bump up his follower feed as he tweeted away on awards night.
Ebert’s a busy guy online, but he follows only 59 on the massively popular micro-blogging tool.
“For me, it’s a matter of signal to noise ratio,” Ebert said in an email of his Twitter portfolio. “I don’t care about what anybody is doing moment to moment. I want to learn something, or be entertained. the twits I follow are a virtual Algonquin round Table.”
Yes, he calls them twits. He’s kidding. So who gets thumbs-up from @ebertchicago? Here’s five:
Calgary stay-at-home mom of three, blogger, recently joined Ben Stiller, Sarah Silverman, Diablo Cody and 136 other Twitter users for “Night of 140 Tweets” to benefit the Haiti relief effort. Each recited a signature tweet before a live audience in Hollywood.
Why he follows: “@kellyoxford is way funny.”
One of Oxford’s tweets: “I don’t think vomiting is a side effect of pregnancy, I think it’s a side effect of knowing there’s a human growing in you.”
Playboy founder, star of E! reality series “The Girls Next Door.”
Why he follows: “@hughhefner is enjoying an idyllic golden age, watching a movie every night, playing (board) games in the Game House with many girlfriends, although Crystal Harris is his One true love.”
One of Hefner’s tweets: “My 12 year separation from Kimberly Conrad ends in March with all economic concerns resolved. Free. Free at last.”
Novelist, blogger, Kennedy gave up the “let’s all be fabulous in Prada” new York lifestyle for new digs in Miami.
Why he follows: “@feminista09 has an attitude, is funny, irreverent.”
One of Kennedy’s tweets: @juliaallison how could any1 tell Kate Winslet, after they’re married (!), that he can’t be w/one person for the rest his life?”
Creator of the films “Eraserhead” and “Blue Velvet,” co-creator of “Twin Peaks,” woodworker.
Why he follows: “@DAVID_LYNCH is steadily enigmatic. he doesn’t share a lot of his inner thinking.”
One of Lynch’s tweets: “Someone asked if I liked wool as well as wood. the closest I’ve come to this is many times, I’ve felt like a sheep in today’s world.”
Fantastical writer whose heyday was in the 1930s, known for his “web-work” of twisting plots in pulp and mystery, died in 1967, a fan tweets under his name.
Why he follows: “@HarrySKeeler is the reincarnation of the oddest and most prolific Chicago novelist of all time. he tweets verbatim from his countless and lurid mysteries: ‘He tricked me into crossing the city today in a distinctive clown suit.”‘
One of the site’s tweets: “He was finger-man in that snatch-as well as inside wire. and I’ve got him by the nerts.”
Following: 8.
